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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present you India's most dynamic leader who, after centuries of oppression imposed upon us by the Mughals and the British, has pledged to finally set us all free from their tyranny by abandoning or destroying monuments built by them and by re-writing history of India which will not have any mention of the 'Dark Age' between 1526 and 1947.
To keep up with what's happening in Bihar, I, like many others, subscribe to Google News allowing them to litter my inbox with the same news published on different websites with slightly different headlines.
Things Donald Trump, the tantrum-throwing Twitter-in-Chief of the once great nation of the United States, would say on different topics of the day:
By now, the whole world knows that US President Donald J Trump on April 6, 2017 ordered an air assault on the diabolical Bashar al-Assad-led Syrian regime after the 'Leader of the Free World' saw heart-rending images of innocent children slaughtered by the Syrian government by the use of chemical weapon a few days ago.
US President Donald Trump has found his match across the big pond thousands of miles away at India's capital city of Delhi. Mr. Trump, meet Mr. Arvind Kejriwal, the Chief Minister of Delhi.
By now we all know how Lalu Prasad Yadav made a fool of himself when he said that all the exit polls in Uttar Pradesh elections (2017) that were predicting a victory for the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) were wrong and come the D-Day, the so-called 56" chest of Prime Minister Narendra Modi would shrink into a chest the size of 33".
Nitish Kumar, our beloved Chief Minister, loved by the entire anti-Modi camp like Lalu, Mamata, Mulayam et al, is once again on a 'Yatra', this time dubbed as 'Nishchay Yatra', to take yet another tour of Bihar supposedly to seek feedback on what many have described as 'Tughlaqi Farman' – his decision to go dry in the state.
After decades of social, political, economical, moral, and educational downfall that has turned the state of Bihar into a global laughing stock, the state government has finally discovered the miracle drug that is certain to cure all these problems and turn Bihar into a Shangri-La – a place where no crime takes place; education standard is above national average, roads are like 'Hema Malini ka Gaal', leaders are morally equal to Lord Buddha, and corruption is a word that only exists in dictionaries.
